Well I did not expect this on day 1

2021.12.07 16:13 Tratos Well I did not expect this on day 1

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2021.12.07 16:13 user34668 familiars for the orb wizard

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2021.12.07 16:13 sbags [FRESH] YĪN YĪN - Nautilus // announce new album 'The Age Of Aquarius'

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2021.12.07 16:13 Prestigious_Ad_2322 What is a weird talent you have that people don't know about?

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2021.12.07 16:13 Arandomweirdo12 I need some karma

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2021.12.07 16:13 zerooskul Cow Pies (original first draft) workshopping

This is the first draft I posted in a different subreddit, it has been removed from that sub and nobody told me.
The purpose of this exercise is to go from conception to plan draft to final presentation while exposing and revising as much weakness in the writing as possible.
Original Title:
It would be exactly "Chicken Run" but without Mel Gibson and they'd be cows learning to fly instead of chickens but when they realize they're going to be butchered and put into "Cow Pies" they decide to tunnel out.
I would title it "Cow Pies".
Do you think it'd lead to a movie deal?
Should I seek an agent about this?
How should it end?
How do you start a story about cows learning to fly?
Would I need to change the dialog?
How do cows talk?
Would it be obvious that it was just "Chicken Run" but with cows?
Could I be sued for that or can I just claim it's an homage?
Could I put myself in the movie when it gets made and then get myself made into an action figure?
Do I need a new app? Which app do you use? Should I use it, too?
[This is the weakest point in a draft I have ever shown anyone my work. I did no edits and I rushed and went with what was right in my head, right then.
[The writing at this point looks awful I did minimal punctustion and I didn't really woozy about which cow it was. Some of the wording is ridiculous but the whole idea of the story is there.
[My first drafts are no better than anybody else's and I really wanted to show this to you.
[I will revise this and we will see what happens to it.
[Thank you all for your weird suggestions and outright rejection of the concept and for your encouragement]
Bessie and Mae are being milked.
Moo. My teats are chafing from these milking machines. Moo. Bessie says to Maybell
Moo. Yes. Mae tells to her. Moo. These metal rings are really a poor substitute to the gentle grip of a milkmaid or a human man's hands. Moo.
Look. Moo. Betty says to her in cow tongue. My bloods is going into the milk. Moo.
They all. Maybell says. Mix it with chocolate and sell it to little kids.
I feel like there moo must be a better life than this for us outside the cattle farm dairy we live inside. Moo. Maybell is told by bessie in the language of cow tongue.
That night later.
Moo. Bessie Mae says to Betty and Maybell. Moo. In cow tongue. Moo. My udders are scabbed from milking machines. Moo. I feel like the farmer people human milkmaids have lost their way.
Moo. Says Betty. They have lost their touch. This is a pun and a metaphor. Moo.
I wish we could fly away says Maybell. Moo.
Look. Moo. Bessie May says to the other cows and points her nose snout muzzle at a bull in the cattle farm yard. Moo. A bull.
Hey. Moo. Bully boy. Says cow. We want to fly out of our cages can you help us?
Moo. Says Ferdinand. I am a bullfighting bull and I know how cows can fly.
Moo. Will you teach me? Say all the cows and there are a lot more of them. Moo.
Moo. The bull is named Ferdinand. Moo. I will teach you to fly.
The next day instead of getting milked all the cows watch Ferdinand teach them how to fly.
They all do the same thing but they can't fly because cows can't fly.
A pig is in with the cows and he says cows can't fly. Piggy says. Oink.
But the cows didn't get milked because the dairy farm was sold to a meat farmer who wants to make cow pies.
I want to make cow pies says the meat farmer. He smokes a cigarette that also smokes a tiny cigarette named smoking cigarette.
I am hot headed. Smoking Cigarette tells the cows. Only cow meat farmers smoke and it means they are bad.
The cows heard him talking about making cow pies so they all get scared and the pig Piggy says. I'm not a cow I will be okay. Oink.
But the farm says. Look at the little cow it is so tiny it looks exactly like a pig. It must be a special cow.
But Piggy says oink but all the cows moo because it is how they laugh in cow tongue and so the farmer can't hear it.
Moo. The bull cow named Ferdinand. Moo. We have to learn to fly fast because I want to make sure you won't be cow pie. Moo.
Oink. Man you're crazy. Oink. Says Piggy. If the cows try to fly they will be killed and die and fry in cow pie. Oink.
All the scared cows are scared because pies are scary. Moo. All the cows are scared.
Moo. Ferdinand says. I know what to do we can dig under the fence instead of flying over it because it is too hard to explain how to fly in cow tongue. Moo.
The next day none of the cows get milked and their teats are swollen from not being milked by the sharp metal attachments from the milking machine.
Moo. I need to be milked. Moo. Says Maybell's friend named Betty.
Betty lets piggy suckle her teats and she says moo.
Moo. Suckle all our teats we are going to explode all the cows say and Ferdinand is outside the cow place in a bull place. And he says moo. I wish I was Piggy right now. Moo.
Piggy drinks milk till he collapses and now I feel like I am going to explode. Oink.
Moo. Says Bessie May's friend Daisy. I need to be milked still. Moo. Piggy milk me. Moo.
Oink. I am too full of milk. Oink. Piggy says.
Moo. Ferdinand says. I know how to get the milk out of Piggy of we can make Piggy laugh. Moo. Why did the chicken cross the road? Piggy. Moo.
Piggy laughed out loud. Oink. Oink. Oink. And milk sprayed out of Piggy's nose and Piggy slid backward from the force of water pressure from milk out Piggy's nose.
Okay. Moo. Says Desi. Moo. Milk me. Piggy suckle the cow's teats. Moo.
Moo. Ferdinand says in cow tongue. Moo. We don't have time to learn to fly can we dig under it?
Moo. Said a different cow. Moo. Yes it is not set into the ground since nobody expecting cows to dig is here. Moo. We can't fly over the fence but it is too high but we can dig under the fence because it isn't too low. Moo.
So the cows dig holes and music from Steve McQueen throwing a baseball at the wall is playing.
The meat farmer grows hungry. I want cow pie so I can eat cows because they taste like meat I like. So turn on the machine.
Smoking cigarette says don't smoke because only bad people do.
The cow pie making machine turns on and it makes a loud noise.
It has rotating knives and a grated floor to let blood out.
It makes a loud noise and smoking cigarette says we'll kill all the cows now.
The farmer smokes smoking cigarette because he is bad. Those cows had better be inside their cow place so I can turn them into cow pies and eat their meat.
Smoking cigarette smokes his tiny cigarette because he is bad. And says cows can escape from here when suckling pigs fly.
The farmer goes to the cow place but all the cow cages are empty. He says to Smoking Cigarette, Cows can escape when suckling pigs fly?
Piggy is still there because Piggy is too small to go in the cow tunnel and he laughs at the joke. Oink. Oink. Oink. And milk squirts out Piggy's nose with pressure so hard Piggy flies backward and crashes into Smoking Cigarette and the farmer sucks Smoking Cigarette into his mouth and falls down and chokes to death. And smoking cigarette drowns in his lung mucous and dies because they smoke and smoking is a bad thing.
Outside the fence all of the cows and Ferdinand dig their way out and see piggy flying through the air backwards with mill shooting out of his nose and they all ask in cow tongue. Moo. What is making you laugh Piggy?
Piggy says Oink. Cows escape when suckling pigs fly! And he laughs. Oink. Oink. Oink.
The end.
"Piggy" by The Nine Inch Nails and David Bowie plays and the credits roll over real footage of cows being tortured in slaughterhouses because that is how it ends.
The end.
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2021.12.07 16:13 MaGGoTkiLLQuakelive MY WORK (created 24 october / 4:36 am )

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2021.12.07 16:13 newlywedz420 How do I buy a new phone to replace mine?

I currently have an iPhone SE(original), the battery won’t stay charged and I need a new phone. I’m currently on T mobile magenta with a few family members. I want to buy new iPhone SE(2020 version) or iPhone 13 mini, it looks like I can I do that through the apple.com.
When checking out, do I select “Connect to a carrier now”, or “Connect on your own later”? If it’s “connect on your own later”,do I just remove the SIM card in my current phone and install it in the new iPhone? Is it that easy?
Thank you for any help, it’s just confusing trying to figure this out if you don’t know what you’re doing
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2021.12.07 16:13 kashukashu Why are we like this… I started with Graphic Designing, hopped to Python, and now I’m thinking about Digital Marketing.

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2021.12.07 16:13 According_Prompt5993 3 ply pink/blue/black mask

We are a manufacturer company from Turkey. We produce masks of all types and colors. We can pack it as boxed or gelatinous. We have certificates such as FDA, CE and we send them all over the world without any problems. The logistics may belong to the buyer or we can give a price quote accordingly. If you wish, you can visit our factory and company. You can meet face to face with our representatives in America, France and Germany. Please contact us for details.
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2021.12.07 16:13 oto_jono I wish it was possible for married people to have friends of the opposite sex without the fear of cheating.

I know my boundaries in a marriage and would never cross them. I wish I could say the same for my wife. She has cheated before and I have forgiven her. I am antisocial with women. She has said it's ok to have casual conversation and I agree but I just can't do it. It's just so awkward. I dont want them to see me as this grumpy person but I dont know how to change that.
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2021.12.07 16:13 magic_missile Eric Berger: "I asked NASA for an update on the Space Launch System’s engine controller issue. The bottom line: They’re still troubleshooting."

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2021.12.07 16:13 adudewithapipe How do I ride animals

Exactly what it says on the tin. I've got a horse and a saddle but when I go to the horse i can't saddle or ride it
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2021.12.07 16:13 Intelligent-Drink632 May be my go-to for a fun night out this weekend. But with some fine hosery, or bare? Hmm

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2021.12.07 16:13 Tornado18Mustafa Don't take it personally

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2021.12.07 16:13 BagelCo Software to turn extra numpad into a streamdeck alternative?

Hi all, I consider asking reddit a "last resort" cause Google exists for a reason and if that fails me I assess all possible options before asking for help.
So far I've had *some* luck with various Stream Deck alternative programs for sending macros via an external numpad. Ideally I would like a program that would block numpad values from being inputting and interfering with my usual inputs. I'm looking to do basic things such as interacting with OBS and doing simple things such as switching scenes, turning sources on/off, turning filters on/off but also interact with vseeface to do things like change vtuber expressions and camera angles. Sometimes these two programs need to be interacted with the same hotkey at the same time.
So far I've tried HIDmacros, Key Remapper, AutoHotKey, Power Automate. All of them have one or both problems:

  1. They can't send hotkeys globally so if you're playing a game your hotkeys don't get sent outside your game rendering them useless
  2. You can't map modifier keys to get more "layers" of hotkeys. 9 numpad buttons get filled up pretty quickly and not being able to hold alt/ctrl/shift to access another layer of hotkeys severely restricts what I can do.
The closest I could get was to set up a Power Automate flow to do exactly what I want, unfortunately it has issue #1, it can't send global key presses and only sends to current window. Again, making it useless for streaming hotkeys.
Is this a fool's errand? Am I just making it harder for myself by avoiding buying a specialized piece of hardware like a stream deck?
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2021.12.07 16:13 LATE_SH0W .........

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2021.12.07 16:13 oliverwoodd I need advice

How to get rid of fetishes . ( Porn induced )
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2021.12.07 16:13 wallpapersdance If I am just buying groceries and nothing else, will I make more money paying w/ my T mobile debit card (no cash back, but its a checking account that gives 1% APY) or spending with cashapp?

My mind is thinking "o hey so I have to remember to load my cashapp card + check when the offers are available + they may not have alot of grocery available + its not earning passive APY like t mobile money"
BUT I wonder if cashapp still wins in the long term for buying groceries
What is your advice?
I could keep my money in t mobile money and transfer it to CashApp right before I go to the grocery store each time but not sure this is fast enough?
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2021.12.07 16:13 kcheah1422 Where to start?

Hello everyone, I’m currently a first year PhD student who is planning to work on organometallic catalysis, focusing on studying reaction mechanism. I’d like to work with DFT at some point. I’ve recently purchase the Cramer textbook: Essentials of Computational Chemistry Theories and Models (read some good reviews on it). My question is, what is a good starting point to learn about DFT calculations?
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2021.12.07 16:13 LolaCole Genetic testing?

Hey everyone! My baby has had 4 sweat test now and did not produce sweat at all. The next step is a genetics test. My daughter did have an abnormal screening and came back with 1 mutation which is R117H-7T. How does the genetics test work? Thanks!
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2021.12.07 16:13 JustWantedSomeNuts Just dig up my old rig and it's in better shape than I imagined.

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2021.12.07 16:13 12nb34 And these dumb children again. They don't get that they should be gender-fluid. Instead they are contaminating their parents. Some parents even die 🙁

And these dumb children again. They don't get that they should be gender-fluid. Instead they are contaminating their parents. Some parents even die 🙁 submitted by 12nb34 to punishment_panic [link] [comments]

2021.12.07 16:13 El_Humbo Question about anarchism

I'm not really well read on this topic so I'm a bit confused about the anarchism section of syndiclism, like would there be laws or how would that work? I'm just not sure how society would be organized without a state
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2021.12.07 16:13 flamingo_on_mars Looking for a host

Hello, hope u all well im a student traveling to Helsinki and i need a stay for 2 days only! Im fully vaccinated, got all the documents, just traveling. Id like to meet locals, go for a walk or smth as this is my first time in Finland. If anyone can host me for two days, please contact me. Let me know if u wanna know anything about me Thanks!
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